At 77, there is heightened speculation about who will
succeed the Dalai Lama. Historically, succession battles over the next Dalai
Lama can be vicious. And as Eddie Murphy can attest, protecting a golden child
is fraught with peril.
To ease the transition,
Tibetan officials consulted scientists about creating a Lama in the laboratory.
By crossbreeding a cloned sheep with a llama, scientists successfully produced
a Dolly-Llama.
The Dolly-Llama held a news
conference, flanked by Richard Gere and Harrison Ford. Steven Seagal boycotted
the conference.
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ReplyDeleteThis couldn't have come at a better time.